Damn, damn, damn, my phone must have taken the hint I don't like it as it seems to have disappeared from my life, more likely my bag. Think it went on Thursday when at the Mall with brattish boy behaving badly...I didn't watch what was happening with bag whilst holding him down in head lock...all over the wrong ice cream purchased..????

I had a dicky fit when W bought me the damn thing last year, didn't need another piece of techie crxp when I'd just got use to using the other one, but being a man he is into gadgets and claimed this one was cooler or more up to date. Whatever!

The only thing i've really used it for is to take photos on it and I'm more upset about losing those and that no-one is going to be able to use the thing here - its a dutch mobile pay as you go not US - just like the thieves who have smashed windows on our cars in recent years - taken an antique CD player from Alfie 1 - one of first ever in-car CD players was fitted in our old Spider (at least they didn't slash the roof) and then the stupid twats in Dublin, who didn't just break the window but jemmied the whole fxing car door (broke window anyway, twisted door frame, rain damage) to steal the crappiest cd player ever when we actually had a far better one sitting in the house that was retrieved from our written off car - that they could have had if they just asked. Why are thieves such stupid tossers?

So please anyone in California trying to use a dutch mobile tonight, can I have it back?